Monday, March 24, 2008

QUOTES









Love
When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. -Garman Wold
The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo
• If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie
The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond
Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton
It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester












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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J. Perelman
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. -Adrienne Gusoff
I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that. -Scott E. Roeben
I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush. -Scott E. Roeben
I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands. -Scott E. Roeben
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available. -Masters and Johnson
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francoise Sagan






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